Things that should never be said out loud v.1

For awhile now I've been wanting to keep a running list of "things that should never be said out loud." The thing is, you only realize that things shouldn't be said out loud until they have, in fact, been voiced. The first few that came to mind are posted here, but rest assured that there are more installments to come.

• It is bad to drink meat flavored coffee on Fridays of Lent?
• I found a dirty sock in my purse.
• I've never actually brushed my armpits with my toothbrush.